Sunday, September 8, 2013

Texas Chainsaw 3D Review

Oh man this one really sucked. Texas Chainsaw 3D is a sequel to the original 1974 film. After the events of that film, the whole family of cannibals are killed, but a baby survives. Years later she finds out her grandmother dies, and she inherits her house. Living in the basement is none other than Leatherface.

This movie fucking sucked. First off, it isn´t scary at all. The movie has no atmosphere or tension, and relies on jump scares (which don´t work either). The characters are retarded, every single one. I had never seen a film with such idiotic characters. None of them are likeable either, so you don´t care when they get killed. Another problem is that there aren´t many kills either, and they aren´t anything special. In a film like this, what I look forward to are the kills, but here there aren´t many and they were all lame. The movie is also filled with many scenes which made me crack up laughing. There is nothing good about this movie, NOTHING. Even the kills look fake, really fake. But the worst part is the following: They try to make Leatherface an anti-hero. They try to make you root for him. Imagine watching Friday The 13th and having Jason look like the good guy. Just NO.

Don´t waste your time, or money with this one. It´s not fun to watch, it´s not scary, it has horrible dialogue, horrible special effects, stupid characters, and they made Leather an anti-hero. This one is probably the worst movie I have seen all year, even worse than Scary Movie 5 (and that sucked balls). I´m giving Texas Chainsaw 3D 0/5

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